🔥🚨 **STOP SCROLLING! YOUR POWER BANK COULD BE A FIRE Breach!** 🔥🚨 Yo fam, have you heard the tea ☕? If you're rockin' that ESR HaloLock wireless power bank, it might be plotting your demise! Nah fr fr, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission just dropped a bombshell 💣: your charger could be a straight-up *fire hazard*! Like, what is this? The WILD WEST of charging devices?? 🤠💀 🚀**Quick rundown:** They say some models are turning into mini volcanoes 🌋. No cap, ESR's like, “We didn’t sign up for this arsonist lifestyle!” 🤡 🔧 But wait—there's more! Developers at ESR HQ probably had an emergency meeting where one said: “Bro, instead of charging, why don’t we just roast marshmallows?” 🍡🔥 Meanwhile, the stonks are crashing harder than Zuckerberg's enthusiasm for human interaction. 📉💸 Drake is pointing left ➡️ and saying “Call for a refund!” before it becomes your latest horror story. 😱💔 Why’s your power bank pulling an ‘I’m fine’ meme while literally burning your house down? This is fine! 🤖 👀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’re all gonna be charging our phones with potatoes 🥔 because who needs fire hazards when you can have *legit* poutine? GET READY! 🤪🚀 *Share if your power bank isn’t currently setting off smoke alarms!* 🏠💨💥