👀✨ LISTEN UP, EARBUD WARRIORS & HEADPHONE HEROES! 🎧💩 Your audio slaves have turned into cesspools of ear gunk and filth! 🤢🦠 That's right—your beloved buds are lowkey breeding grounds for the bacteria that would make even a TikTok cringe compilation look like a masterpiece. 🦠💔 ✨🎤 AUDIO EXPERTS SAY: "If your earbuds were a band, they'd be called 'The Germy Dudes'—and nobody likes their concerts!" 🎸💦 But for REAL, if you’re still rockin' that crunchy sound because your air pods are basically a biohazard, it’s time to brush off that dust! No cap. Think you’re Drake flexing on the gram with your units? 🦴 Nah, you’re more like that meme of the dog in the burning room: “This is fine.” 🔥💀 👨‍💻 Leaked Developer Quote: “I’d rather debug my code than clean earwax from my AirPods. Truly the lesser of two evils.” So clean your headphones, fam, unless you want your auditory masterpieces turning into “*The Sound of Silence*”—and not the good kind! 🤖🔊 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple drops the “AirPod Sanitize” feature, and it literally just sprays lemon-scented disinfectant into your ears! 🍋🔥 #CleanYourSound #AudioGermWarriors #EarbudChaos