🚨🔔BREAKING NEWS: Your coworkers are DONE with your AI-generated garbage!💩💻 What’s that? It’s called “workslop”—the kinda content that makes even robots want to throw their circuits in shame! 🤖💔 This new term from BetterUp Labs and Stanford Social Media Lab is basically the adult version of “this is fine” 🔥☕️ but with a side of existential dread! 🤡💼 Everyone thought AI was gonna give us superpowers, but nah. We’re out here making mediocre slideshows instead of *actual* progress. It's the digital equivalent of serving instant noodles at a Michelin-star restaurant. 🍜👨‍🍳 No cap, your stonks are dropping faster than your friends’ interest in your AI side hustles. 🚀📉 #Cringe 🔍 “Leaked Developer Quotes”: 🚨 Developer 1: “I just wanted to automate my work, not doom it to the void of mediocrity.” 🤯 🚨 Developer 2: “I thought ‘workslop’ was just my lunch.” 😭 Imagine your output: 📉 “AI-generated brilliance” that’s really just an overpriced burrito with no filling! 🌯💸 So, here’s the hot take: in THREE years, we’ll either have AI taking over *everything* or a massive uprising of interns demanding *real* human creativity.🤯💥 Start preparing your memefied resumes now, fam! 🍕✌️ #WorkslopIsLife