🚨🔥 Tech Dad Alert! 🚨🔥 Behold, the iPad Mini 7: the magical rectangle that holds the universe of "meh" together! 🤖✨ As a certified house tech dad, you're expected to juggle family chaos like it's an Olympic sport. 🏋️‍♂️ No cap, you’re basically the *Avengers* of everyday carry (EDC) but with less spandex and more dad jokes. 😎 "Is this a mini iPad or a portal to the void?" - *Unnamed Developer, probably having an existential crisis* 💀😂 Your EDC must be lit if it can transform from “work mode” to “kid babysitter” faster than a TikTok dance! 💃🕺 You’re the dad who brings the iPad to the park, and suddenly it's the hottest game of Duck Duck Goose. 🦆🍂 But let’s be real, having a “perfect” EDC is like achieving galaxy-brain status 🚀💥—90% of the time, you’re just lugging around snacks and dodging playdates. 🍕🥨 In conclusion, your EDC is ready for anything—except for a Saturday without a meltdown. 🤬🔥 My hot take: In 2025, the iPad Mini will evolve into a fully sentient being that raises your kids for you. 🤯 Kids raised by AI? This is fine. 🤡💰