🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! watchOS 26 has dropped, and NO ONE ASKED! 😱🍏💀 It’s time for Apple Watches to pretend they’re still relevant in a world where TikTok does everything except cure your existential dread! 📱💔 So what’d we get, fam? A shiny new update that *literally* changes NOTHING for the average Joe! 💁‍♂️🥱 New watch faces? Cool, I guess we all needed MORE reasons to be distracted while ignoring our life problems. Stonks are down, and so is my motivation. 📉😅 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just added a feature that tells you how much your life is wasting away every time you look at your watch." - *Some Intern at Apple* 🤡💔 And if you thought they’d finally enable texting on your watch without a phone, uh, sorry fam. This is still a glorified step counter! 🥴🦵💥 So keep your hopes in the basement– where they belong! 🚀🔥 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By watchOS 30, we’ll all be wearing watches that serve you coffee and give relationship advice! That’s called innovation, folks!!! 😤💰🤣 #AppleWatch2025 #ThisIsFine Share this and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 🤖💥