🚨BREAKING NEWS: Your AirPods are basically a harbor for bacteria at this point.🦠💀 Like, are you listening to music or summoning the Plague?! 🎧💩 👀 Enter the **$6.00 Miracle Tool** – the little gadget that will save your AirPods from becoming a biohazard! It’s so cheap, you might end up buying three just to cope with your shame. Stonks 🚀📈. Developer quote leak 👀: "Honestly, I didn't think anyone would care about cleaning their AirPods because if they did, they'd be a lot less crusty... but here we are." - Random Dev #87654321 😭 Imagine gifting your homies new AirPods and they pull ‘em out looking like they were last seen in a cheese factory. 🧀🤮 That’s a crime against humanity right there! So, what’s stopping you? Clean your buds, or let them suffer in filth like they’ve joined the “This Is Fine” meme. You either vibe with clean music or risk a bacterial mosh pit in your ears. 🔊👂🔥 🔥 Hot Take Alert: Within the next 5 years, AirPods will require a cleaning subscription service. Yes, it’ll cost you $10/month to keep the bacteria at bay. No cap. 🤡💸