🚨 BREAKING: Your favorite AI tools (yeah, the ones recommending cat videos while silently judging your life choices) are powered by fracked gas and good ol’ Texans getting bulldozed like a bulldozer in a demolition derby! 💥💔 AI companies are out here chasing stonks like it's Black Friday 🤑🛒, crying “it’s not just about electricity” when deep down they know it’s a whole existential battle against China. This is like watching Drake point at prosperity while simultaneously torching Mother Earth’s vibes! 🌍🔥 📈 "We’re racing against a red giant, fam!" said a *totally not made up* AI dev. "But like, if it means wrecking the environment for some sweet, sweet algorithms – worth it?" 🤡💀 Your AI might just be the next Super Saiyan powered by the tears of former Texas ranchers. Remember, while you’re sipping your overpriced oat milk cappuccino ☕️, the real price you’re paying is *straight-up* climate chaos! The hot take? In 2030, your AI assistants will be able to tell you the exact location of every fracked gas well while also judging your taste in music. Like, “Sorry, I can’t compute your playlist. ☠️ It’s too cringe.” 🤖💩 So, it’s time to wake up, people! This is fine… unless you’re allergic to literal gas lighting! 🤣🚀💰 #AI #FrackedAndTracked #ClimateCrisis