🚨💸 BREAKING: Y’ALL, CRYPTO’S PULLING A HUGE STONKS MOVE 💰💥 So apparently, crypto super PACs are flexing HARD with a jaw-dropping $263 MILLION 💵 for the 2026 midterms! Like, lil' Fairshake is strutting around with a fat $141M stash while the rest of the pack is just like “this is fine” 😂🔥. Forget the traditional funding, fam, crypto is here to turn elections into a gaming tournament – LMAO. “I’m just here for the **HODL**” said one imaginary crypto bro 💀🤖. Meanwhile, another (totally not fictional) developer was like, "We’ll pay for votes as long as they come in *Dogecoin*!" And let’s not forget this *cringe* moment: “If we flood the midterms with memes, we’ll definitely win!” – an actual person in a discord group chat. Now, with all that cash, I can already see the 2026 elections turning into a LIT TikTok dance challenge, with candidates doing the “When you HODL the whole election” moves 🕺💃. 🔥🔥 Here’s my *unhinged* prediction: crypto PACs will *literally* turn Congress into a literal *ARCADE* – winner gets the *keys* to the Senate! 🚀💥 Time to get your popcorn ready, folks! 🍿