🚨BREAKING NEWS: Mormons vs. Gooning!🚨 Prepare your brain cells as we dive into the wild world of RELAY—the app that’s like a gym membership for your brain but without the toxic protein shakes 🤡💪💖! These young Mormons are turning the tables on the insatiable thirst for AI-generated pixelated booty 🍑🤖. No more sneaking into the dark corners of the internet, bros! Relay is here to help you count those days WITHOUT the goo! Think of it like a no-fap accountability squad, except instead of buff dudes, it’s like your mom checking your browser history 💀🤣! “Bro, I just wanted to make an app for dudes to count their days,” said one of the devs (probably) as they fist-bumped a BYU alum while dodging the cringe emojis. But can we just take a moment to appreciate that young Mormons are out here making STONKS 🚀 just to stop the Goon Squad? This is a real "Drake pointing" moment for the wholesome bois! 🥴💰 🔥IN CONCLUSION: If this app gets more downloads than TikTok (which, let’s be real—NO ONE is buying nacho cheese at 2 a.m. without TikTok), I’m convinced we’re living in a simulation! Mark my words, the next big trend will be “Purge Your Porn” parties! #BlazeItOrLoseIt ✌️💥 👉🏻 Now go share this with your homies who need a RELAY, or maybe just a good ol’ meme roast! 🌌💫