🎉🎮🔥 Lemme drop some wisdom bombs on y’all AND roast the gaming industry while we're at it! The “Ghost of Yotei Starter Guide: 9 Tips to Know” is here, and honestly, it’s more like "Ghost of Snooze-fest" 🙄! Like, put your phone down and let me spice it up! 🍜✨ So basically, if you’ve been hiding under a rock, this is a sequel to “Ghost of Tsushima” that’s *so* far in the future that even your great-great-great-grandpa doesn't remember it. It’s the year 2423, and the only thing still relevant is my TikTok feed! 💀🤡 Here’s the tea: You don’t even need to know the first game to jump into this slice-fest! Imagine drake pointing— “PLAY THIS GAME!” 👀📈 But wait, before you go full samurai ninja mode, here are NINE tips that’ll make you a total ghosting G! 🎭💰 1. Don’t even think about calling your friends; they’re probably busy playing Candy Crush 🤡. 2. Loot all the things like you're playing Monopoly, but make it virtual! 💰💀 3. Remember, if you die, just pull a “this is fine” 🤷‍♂️ and respawn with a new haircut. And here’s a spicy leak I *totally* didn't make up: “Our developers are too busy playing their own game to actually write a manual for you guys!” 🚀💀 So what’s my wild prediction? By 2025, we’ll all be swapping in-game currency for actual ramen, and that's on *periodt*! 🍜🔥💃