🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERWORLD 🔥🚨 🤖 Anthropic just threw a curveball and bundled up Claude Code into their enterprise plans like it’s a Black Friday sale for developers! 🛒💰 Talk about “we’re not dead yet” vibes! They’re aiming to flex on Google and GitHub’s command-line toys faster than you can say "stonks!" 📈💀 Imagine an Anthropic dev, brewing their morning coffee ☕, slapping their forehead and saying, “Dude, Claude Code is basically our secret weapon! Let’s shove it into all the enterprise plans and watch the competition seethe!” 🤣💬 *leaked conversation alert* 🚨 Now we can finally compete with those corporate overlords who treat coding like it’s a privileged game of Monopoly 🤡🎩. But fr fr, if Claude Code can't save you from your weekly existential crisis of debugging, what even is the point? 🤯 Drake says *Nah* to boring command-line tools and *Yes* to chaotic integration madness! 🔥🚀✨ 🔥 Here's the hot take: In five years, we'll all be coding through a hologram of Claude himself—let’s hope he’s wearing a swaggy hoodie! 😤👽💔 #FutureIsNow #TechIsChaotic