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"Judge hits NSO with a 'no WhatsApp for you' ban ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ and slashes Meta's WAPs from $168M to just $4M! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SorryNotSorry"

October 18, 2025
11 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING NEWS: A JUDGE JUST SMACKED NSO GROUP WITH THE "NOT TODAY, SATAN" SLAP!!! โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ In a plot twist that even Shyamalan wouldn't see coming, a judge threw a legal tantrum and said NOPE to NSO Group's anti-WhatsApp espionage party. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘ I mean, how based is that? We love to see it! After mortally wounding Metaโ€™s wallet with a "hey, here's $168 million" verdict, the judge was like, โ€œNah fam, letโ€™s tone it down to a measly $4 million.โ€ Like, what even is that? Is the judge drinking the same water as Elon? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’€ NSOโ€™s big olโ€™ spyware dreams just crashed harder than my hopes of completing my code on time. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” And Metaโ€™s legal team is out here looking like Drake pointing back and forthโ€”"Weโ€™re rich!" vs. "Wait, thatโ€™s just a burrito money, right?" ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ” *Leaked developer quote from an NSO employee*: โ€œHonestly, we just wanted to send 'Read Receipts' from the graveโ€ฆโ€ ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿชฆ So buckle up, fam, because this juicy drama not only has courtroom shenanigans but also the potential to revive the age-old debate: "Is $4 million enough to buy your dignity back?" ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ **HOT TAKE:** In 10 years, weโ€™ll all be coding in a secure virtual reality, and every time you send a WhatsApp, a little NSO demon cries. ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ”ฅ Meme that! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฅ

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#NSO Group#WhatsApp#Meta#spyware#legal ruling
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