"Judge hits NSO with a 'no WhatsApp for you' ban ๐๐ธ and slashes Meta's WAPs from $168M to just $4M! ๐ #SorryNotSorry"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING NEWS: A JUDGE JUST SMACKED NSO GROUP WITH THE "NOT TODAY, SATAN" SLAP!!! โ๏ธ๐ซ In a plot twist that even Shyamalan wouldn't see coming, a judge threw a legal tantrum and said NOPE to NSO Group's anti-WhatsApp espionage party. ๐๐ I mean, how based is that? We love to see it! After mortally wounding Metaโs wallet with a "hey, here's $168 million" verdict, the judge was like, โNah fam, letโs tone it down to a measly $4 million.โ Like, what even is that? Is the judge drinking the same water as Elon? ๐ค๐ฐ๐ NSOโs big olโ spyware dreams just crashed harder than my hopes of completing my code on time. ๐๐ And Metaโs legal team is out here looking like Drake pointing back and forthโ"Weโre rich!" vs. "Wait, thatโs just a burrito money, right?" ๐ก๐ *Leaked developer quote from an NSO employee*: โHonestly, we just wanted to send 'Read Receipts' from the graveโฆโ ๐๐ชฆ So buckle up, fam, because this juicy drama not only has courtroom shenanigans but also the potential to revive the age-old debate: "Is $4 million enough to buy your dignity back?" ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ **HOT TAKE:** In 10 years, weโll all be coding in a secure virtual reality, and every time you send a WhatsApp, a little NSO demon cries. ๐พ๐ฅ Meme that! ๐คช๐ฅ
