🚨🚨 SOUTH PARK IS BACKK, BABYYYYY! 🚨🚨 BUT WAIT... did they just *pull a Kanye* with this rollout?! 🤔💀 So here's the tea, fam: season 27 started off like a toddler on caffeine - all over the place! 💥 I mean, who needs a schedule when you can just vibe with chaos, right? 🤡☕ #ThisIsFine *Allegedly* one dev with a questionable handle (let's just say it rhymes with "marty_stoof") said, "We just wanted to keep fans guessing! Like a game of roulette, but instead of cash, you get gags about Kyle's mom! 💸🎡" Based or cringe? You decide! 🔮 So here's how it's going down: South Park has decided that releasing new episodes every other week is the move—because who needs consistency? 💅 Episode 4 ? “Wok is Dead.” 😭🔥 My brain can’t even! But no cap, get ready for the ultimate meme magic: episodes dropping every other week like my self-esteem on a Monday. 🥴🚀 You might just have to pull out your calendar like it’s a rare Pokémon card... except the only thing you're catching is disappointment! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of this season, Cartman will definitely run for President and win, marking the beginning of the end for humanity. Stonks? More like *stunks*! 🥴👑💰 Get ready to share this chaos with your friends, or forever be trapped in a cycle of “Wok is Dead” memes! 😂💀✌️ #Blessed