🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF WAY TOO MANY AUDITION TAPES 🚨💥 Gather ‘round, ye couch potatoes and meme lords, because it’s about to get WILDER than your grandma’s cooking! 🍽️💥 Britt Lower, the queen of bathroom acoustics, hit us with the ultimate *“if you can’t find a studio, just use your loo”* audition tape for ‘Severance’. 😱💩💽 According to the *totally legitimate* source I just made up, one of her cats gave her a solid “no cap, this is fire” nod 🤘😼 while she nailed it from the *golden throne*. 🚽👑 Now, peep this: she’s capturing the essence of existential dread while probably contemplating whether to flush or not! Talk about commitment! 🙌🔥 Imagine if Stiller and Scott were like: *"Can we get her to record the whole season in here?"* As Ben Stiller probably said in a totally real text: “If she can do that on a bathroom floor, I can do anything... except act.” 🥲💀 **Prediction Alert 🚀💣**: Come 2025, expect bathroom auditions to become the new trend. “Let’s just say, Hollywood will start rolling out smart toilets that auto-record you like ‘Black Mirror’ but with more cringe!” This is fine. 🔥😂 #AuditionWars #SeveranceButMakeItBathroom 🛁 Like, share, and send me your audition tapes from the toilet, fam! 💌💩💰