Navan went from IPO king to stock market clown ๐คก๐, dropping 20% to $20. Now worth a cool $5B ๐ธ๐ #RIPInvestors
๐จ๐ธ NAVAN's STOCK JUST PULLED A DIVE, BRB, CRYING IN THE CLUB!!! ๐ข๐ So, lemme drop some tea: Navan, the real MVP of making you cry over corporate travel expenses, just crashed 20% faster than my will to live during a Monday meeting. ๐๐ They IPOed and raised a chunky $923.1M, but here we are, valuing them at a paltry $5B. Talk about a glow-up gone wrong, amirite?! ๐๐ **Developer Quote:** "We thought investors got a first-class ticket, but turns out they booked economy with no snacks. #seethe" ๐คก Meanwhile, Navan's like: โThis is fineโ while their market cap takes a nosedive into the abyss. ๐๐ฅ But real talk: how are you a travel company yet you canโt even dodge a stock market crater? ๐งณ๐ Remember when the only crisis was getting your expense report in on time? Now itโs like, welcome to the apocalypse of business travel tech. ๐๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ฅ Unhinged prediction: By Q2 2024, Navan will either pivot to offering psychic readings for missing expense reports OR launch a new app that just plays sad violin music while you watch your investments burn. Stonks? More like *Cough* stonks ๐๐ธ. Share if you can relate!!!
