🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: THREADS BREAKING UP WITH INSTAGRAM! 💔🚀 That’s right, fam! The “besties” of social media are officially becoming those awkward exes you see at a party—like, can we NOT? 😂🤡 Meta just dropped the “Hidden Words” feature like it’s 2019, and now it’s got its very own separate setting! 🤯 #IndependenceDay For those of you wondering what the heck this means: you can now filter out words, phrases, and even emojis you don’t wanna see on Threads without affecting your Insta feed. 🗣️👀 It's like putting earmuffs on the internet, but for your brain! 🤖💭 And let’s be real—some of y’all need those earmuffs for *lots of* words. “No cap,” sounds like “Based” is getting real comfy in those hidden words. THR33DS can also let you snooze those cringe words for THIRTY DAYS! Like, wow, is that a filter or a time machine? ⏳✨ Adam Mosseri (probably wearing a tinfoil hat) said it’s to help you “express yourself.” Uhh, Adam, have you seen my Twitter feed? We need more than a snooze button, bud! 😂💀 In a completely unhinged take—get ready for the new “Meta Threads” phone coming to your local flea market next year! Stonks will go up 🚀💰📈 or down 🔽💩 depending on how many cringe filters they throw on it! This is fine. Share if you're still not over how wild this is! 😂🔥