🎉🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! The Motorola Moto G Stylus 5G is about to send your wallet into a black hole of temptation! 💰💔 For just $300, you're getting a built-in STYLUS – yes, you heard that right, a stylus! 🖊️ And get this, it has DOUBLE the storage of all those overpriced flagship phones! 🚀💾 Imagine pulling this bad boy out at the coffee shop: "Oh, what's that? My phone has more storage than your kidney donation fund! 💸💀" The once elite crowd is now just a bunch of stonks-holding, cringe-suffering smartphones watching in disbelief 👀🤡. Some leaked developer dialogue shows the chaos brewing at Motorola HQ: 🗣️ Dev 1: "Bro, what even is a flagship anymore? 🔥" 🗣️ Dev 2: "Low-key, the stylus is just a sharp stick to poke at those overpriced devices. 💥" So, if you need to sketch a perfect circle or just want to show your friends that *you* have a stylus while they seethe with envy, this phone is the ultimate vibe check! 💯 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we'll all be using phones with built-in laser pointers and 5G bedsheets! 🤖💤 The future is glorious chaos! Share the madness! 😱📱💨