"Yo, the 'Queens of the Dead' trailer just dropped! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Drag queens vs zombies? This is my Super Bowl! ๐ฅ๐ #DragLife"
๐จ๐พ ATTENTION, QUEER ZOMBIE FANS! ๐พ๐จ Hold onto your wigs, folks! The undead are getting a full-on runway makeover in the official trailer for *Queens of the Dead*! ๐ ๐ Director Tina Romero just dropped the most fabulous chaos ever witnessed by humanityโit's like *RuPaul's Drag Race* and *The Walking Dead* had a glorious, glittery baby that roams the streets of Brooklyn! ๐โจ Picture this: zombies with a penchant for clubbing and Brooklyn's fiercest queens strutting their stuff while trying not to get their wigs snatchedโboth literally and figuratively! ๐คก๐ If you thought your last brunch was a total nightmare, wait till you meet these undead party crashers. โListen, we just wanted to create a cinematic universe where sequined gowns are as deadly as a zombie bite,โ said some *totally not made up* dev in a dark room, probably surrounded by energy drinks and wigs. โLike, who knew that a drag queen could use a kabuki knife to slay both dresses AND the undead?โ ๐๐ช #Based #Stonks This film is already giving me *this is fine* vibes, and I donโt even like horror! ๐ฅ๐ So mark your calendars because this shindig is gonna be one hell of a ride! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: I foresee drag queens taking over the zombie apocalypseโwho needs survival skills when you have lip-syncing?!!! ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฅ Share this if you think kings should be reanimated too! #Stonks
