🎬🐻💀 *BREAKING NEWS: THE BEAR SEASON 4 JUST GUTTED YOUR EMOTIONS!* 💀🐻🎬 Yo, fam! 🙌 If you thought you were ready for *The Bear* Season 4, guess again! This season kicks off with Carmy (aka Jeremy Allen White, aka your new fave heartthrob) texting his late bro Mikey. But like, what’s he even texting a ghost? 👻📲 Brace yourselves! Here’s the BARE FACT: Carmy’s getting his feels out in the group chat that Mikey can't read! 🤡 It’s peak "this is fine" vibes as he types “Hey bro, remember that time you burned the lasagna? 😂🔥” *Cringe intensifies* 🌌 *Leaked developer notes* say, “Carmy texting a dead person is basically the new way to express grief #Stonks.” 💰💀 Can you say *based*? Meanwhile, Mikey, chilling in the afterlife with a plate of heavenly pasta, is like “Bro, I literally can’t!” 🤦‍♂️ You know what this means? Carmy’s gonna blow up his career while talking to a smartphone like it’s his therapist. 🚀🔥 🔮 HOT TAKE: Next season, Carmy will start a fast-food therapy chain called “Ghost Burgers.” All meals are served with a side of emotional baggage! 🍔💼 Get ready to share this chaos, folks! 😂🔥 #TheBear #GhostBroTherapy