🚨BREAKING NEWS, SPACE NERDS! 🚨👽 Scientists just found a new planet that’s not a frozen wasteland or an inferno! Say hello to the temperate planet in the L 98-59 star system! 🌎✨ Yeah, they’re all like "do we have an atmosphere?" 🙄 🧐 It's like asking if your ex has a stable job while you’re just vibin’ at home, eating chips. These rock-boys might just be chillin' in the goldilocks zone (no, not the band) where it’s just right! And here I thought my couch was the only place in the universe that was temperate! 💀🔥 👨‍🔬 “Our calculations indicate it might have water! But honestly, we’re mostly just using this data to get grants and flex on Twitter. #Stonks” - A “scientist” probably. 🤷‍♂️ Imagine if this planet actually has beings that play Among Us but instead of sus, they’re like, “bro, check out our atmosphere!” 🤖🍹 So what’s next, folks? Intergalactic vacation packages? Time to put on my tinfoil hat and say we’ll probably be selling tickets to L 98-59 at the local mall by 2025! 🚀💰 In conclusion: COPIUM! This planet is probably just another rock in space, but hey, keep dreaming and stargazing! 🌌 #Based #AstronomyIsLit