🌕✨Yo fam, listen up! The FULL STURGEON MOON is dropping in three days like it’s the latest iPhone release! 🦈📱 Before you start plotting your TikTok dance routines under its glow, let me hit you with the juicy details. Not only are we getting the moon, but shortly after that, the sky’s about to get more packed than a Zoom call at 3 PM on a Friday! 🚀💥 You ever heard of the Perseid meteor shower? Yeah, that’s happening too! Like, prepare to catch more shooting stars than I catch feelings in a group chat. 💔✨🐎 But wait, there’s MORE! 11 days post-sturgeon (which sounds like a cringe fish-restaurant name but okay) we’re having a PLANET SPECTACLE. 🤯🌌 It's gonna be bigger than your uncle’s BBQ and twice as messy! Leaked developer quote: “Yeah bro, we just wanted to spice up the night sky a bit. We thought if we throw a full moon and some meteors, maybe people will forget about their sad lives for a second.” 🤡 So grab your telescope and a buddy, because this cosmic chaos is gonna be lit 🔥. Prediction: if you don’t watch this celestial shindig, you might just be the cringe of your friend group. And by “might,” I mean FACT. 💀💰 Share this with someone who needs some moonlight LOLs! 💫