🎉🚀 **BREAKING: Nvidia’s Q2 Revenue Report is Just Mystery Inc. Vibes!** 🔍💰 Hold onto your GPUs, fellow tech degenerates! Nvidia just dropped a bombshell so juicy it’s like they poured a whole gallon of sweet tea into a DIAMOND ENCRUSTED COMPUTER! 🤯✨ According to their latest earnings call, a whopping **39%** (that's *almost* 40%, fam!) of their revenue is coming from TWO MYSTERY COMPANIES. *Cue dramatic music* 🎶 I can hear the conspiracy theorists typing. Is it Elon Musk? Jeff Bezos? The *actual* shadowy figures from The Office? 🕵️‍♂️💻 Maybe it’s just *Customer A* and *Customer B* 🤔, aka Stonks Incorporated and Their CEO Always Tells Me I’m the Chosen One. 🔥 *Leaked* quote from an Nvidia developer: “We just slapped a sticker on their invoices that says 'business magic’ 🤡 and nobody even questioned it! It’s based.” 😂 So, what’s the tea? This can only mean one thing: either they’re working on the **ultimate** AI-powered Fortnite skin or, like, the secret sauce to make your cat play high-level chess. 🐱♟️ **HOT TAKE:** These two customers are just robots from the future sending back crypto to fund the coming apocalypse. Buckle up, nerds! 🤖💀 #NvidiaDrama #RevenueMystery #OCS (Only Chaos Speaks)