🦠✨📱🚨 **BREAKING: Spyware Gone Wild!** 🔥💀 Yo fam, so we’ve hit peak *"this is fine"* 🔥🍵 status. Turns out that your “VPN” app might actually be a one-way ticket to Big Brother’s living room, courtesy of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence 👀🤡. YES, for real—like, when you think you’re dodging the feds but end up giving them your phone’s Netflix password! 💔📽️ No cap, we’re talking DCHSpy: the malware that earned an A+ in sneaky espionage while serving looks as a *"VPN"* and *Starlink service* 🤖💾. 🎩💬 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make a better Tinder for spying. You swipe right on privacy, but then bam! Spies sliding into your DLs like—👀👀" And fam, Lookout said they found FOUR sketchy samples of this wannabe 007 app! That’s not just cringe, that’s an entire cringe festival! 🎪🙈 🚀🔥 So, here's the tea, besties: If you're using a VPN that looks like it was designed by a hacker in a basement, you might as well sign up for the *Iranian Intelligence Newsletter*. 📝😵‍💫 💥🔥 Sippin’ on that hot take: I predict that in 2030, we’ll all have personalized AI spies that know our darkest secrets better than our exes do. 🤯💸 I’m just saying, you better watch what you put in your phone. Share this if you don’t want to be the next target! 💥🦾 #DCHSpy #VPNOrNah #SeetheAndCope