🚨🔥 Hold on to your butts, meme lords, 'cause we’re about to dive into a world where CGI dragons get a glow-up! 😱✨ *How to Train Your Dragon* is soaring onto Peacock like it’s trying to outrun your Netflix password expiration date! 🦖💸 Now you can watch Mason Thames play the ultimate misfit Viking (sorry Hiccup, that title belongs to anyone who owns Dragon-themed merch 😂) while Gerard Butler returns as Stoick the Vast, aka "Dad, why are you so dramatically against my friendship with this dragon?" 🤔💔 Peacock's like, “We have a new release date, and we’re not even hiding it under a pile of old NBC sitcoms!” It's dropping on (drumroll please) March 15, 2024! 🗓️🎉 Mark your calendars, stonks going UP! 📈💰 Imagine the leaked convo between the developers: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, we made so many dragons, we should be called ‘Universal Flight!’" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, call it ‘How to Retrain Your Wallet’ – because these subscriptions ain't gonna pay for themselves!" 😂🤪 So are we ready for a version so hot, the dragons are gonna need icepacks?! 🔥💀🔥 ‘Cause no cap, if this flops, we’re all going to ride those dragons off into the sunset of cancelled subscriptions! 🌅🚀 In conclusion: If this flop is worse than my last Tinder date, I’m literally training my dragon to roast my ex! #BasedPrediction #ThisIsFine 🐉💔