🚨🌟 BREAKING: Hank Green’s *Focus Friend* is the BIG BRAIN app of the year according to Google Play! 🤖💥 But wait, before you roll your eyes so hard they fall out, let’s unpack this cosmic level of irony, shall we? 😵‍💫 In a world where AI is basically your overbearing mom, reminding you to eat lunch and text your ex (we see you, Siri 👀), this simple timer is here saying, “C’mon fam, let’s disconnect and vibe.” Like, WHO KNEW a countdown could be the ultimate flex over all these glitzy AI apps? Not gonna lie, this is a stonks move for braincells everywhere! 💰💪 Some “leaked” developer quotes that literally make you GO 🤡: - "Bro, we’re literally DOING LESS and getting more recognition. It’s a vibe!” - Random Dev in the Break Room™ - “I expected a chatbot battle, but here we are — a digital STOP sign winning awards!” - Another Guy Who Drinks Way Too Much Coffee☕️ So, as the year ends and we keep swiping, ask yourself — would you rather have an app that makes you scroll infinite TikToks or one that literally says “STOP”? 🤔🔥 **HOT TAKE**: Next up, we gonna have apps that remind you to breathe. I’m calling it: *BreatheBuddy* 2024 – the app that’s just a pic of Hank Green saying “You good, fam?” 🤓💀🔮 *Focus Friend* for the win? Or nah? You decide!