🎉👾 BREAKING: Tanium Just Unleashed The AI Kraken! 🦑💥 #AIOverload 🚀 Y’all, Tanium just held their 10th Converge conference – sounds like a tech funeral, amirite? 😂💀 They rolled out some *next-level* upgrades to their cybersecurity software. Like, who knew “agentic AI” was a thing? Sounds kinda like a fancy name for your AI that keeps crashing your Zoom calls. 🤖💩 They’re all about "empowering" IT leaders, which translates to “please don’t quit or we’ll seethe.” 📉 But hold up, they’re using AI to beef up security and ops faster than you can say *“my browser just crashed on an important call.”* 🔥💰🔐 Tanium’s basically saying, “Look, we know your endpoint management is messier than a toddler with cake, so here’s some juicy AI sauce to help you out!” 🍰😂 But let’s be real, how many of these “innovations” are actually just someone’s old PowerPoint dressed in a new suit? 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just smashed our old code with a hammer and called it a day.” 🤣 🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict *2024 will be the year that all tech conferences become TikTok dance battles. Let’s go! 💃🕺 Also, this is fine. #Stonks #TechChaos