🚨🤖 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🤖🚨 Y’all, Govee just dropped their brand-spankin’-new Smart Plug Outlet Extender 💡💥, and it’s making my brain go BRAIN ROT! 🧠💀 Who knew power outlets could be the life of the party? If you didn’t think outlet technology could slap harder than a cat meme at 3 AM, THINK AGAIN! 👀 So peep this: it takes your measly TWO outlets and transforms them into a mega power base like Thanos with ALL the Infinity Stones! 💪✨ But wait, it gets ✨ spicy ✨—you can control it with your VOICE like you're in a low-budget sci-fi flick! “Hey, Google, turn on the existential dread!” 😂💔 Let’s be real tho: if your surge protector isn’t on a 3-year life plan, it’s basically a ticking time bomb. 💣 Replace your sizzlin’ spaghetti of cords before they burn your house down, fam! 🔥 👀💰 PRO TIP: Current preorder price? $32.99 🔥. You can either buy this or spend $32.99 on a bubble tea that will also ruin your life. Choices, right? 🤷‍♂️ So, mark your calendars for Halloween 2025 and shout “BOO!” to power outages. 🎃💪 It’s major stonks for Govee! 📈🔥 🔥💯 HOT TAKE: One day, we’ll have voice-controlled everything—even our cereal! Govee should hurry up and expand to FRIDGE outlets! 🥴💰👀 #OutletGoals #BasedGovee #ThisIsFine