🚀🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google & IBM are trying to make quantum computers as real as your ex's "I'll change" promises! 💔🔥 According to the *legendary* Richard Waters (seriously, how many water puns can we make?💧), these tech giants are like Drake pointing at a golden future of quantum computing by 2030. BUT wait—here’s the catch! They need to scale from 200 qubits to a whopping ONE MILLION! 🤯🤖 Bro, that’s like trying to order a large pizza and getting a single slice instead. 🍕 Who do they think we are, *mere mortals*?🧙‍♂️ “Scaling is hard, but we're determined,” said an *imaginary developer* who probably drinks too much coffee to cope with this colossal task. ☕️💀 Meanwhile, Google is out here like, “Yeah, our qubit party's lit, but bring your own qubits.” 💰🪐 And let's talk breakthroughs! We’ve seen more groundbreaking “revolutions” than an iPhone launch, fam! 😱 So, what’s the hot take? By 2030, we’ll either be using quantum computers to solve complex problems or they’ll just be coasters for our *overpriced* coffee cups. Y’all are gonna need to brace yourselves, ‘cause the future might be cringe! 🤡🔥 Catch you on the quantum flipside! ✌️🌀 #QuantumChaos #Stonks