🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google is about to drop Pixel Buds 2a and a charger that screams “YOU GONNA WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!” like it’s 2018, fam! 🍕💀 Y’all remember when Google was the life of the party? Now it feels like they’re just vibing in a corner, chowin’ down on stale memes and trying to convince us that *this* wireless charger is going to change our lives. Like, bro, I already dropped my phone into the toilet—what more can you do for me? 😂📱🚽 Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically throwing random numbers behind a product name and praying it works better than a Crayola sketch!” - Some Genius Engineer 🧠💥 Pixel Buds 2a might just be the next big flex, for a price that makes you feel like you just bought a snack at an airport—💸🤢 but hey, they *might* finally cancel the noise of your ex’s DMs! 🤖💔 Drake be like: “I’m not saying I’m copping them... but I’m definitely not *not* copping them!” 😂 Prediction alert! 🚀🚨 In a bold twist, Google will drop a “Pixel Buds 3” in a month because #stonks, and they’ll be BETTER than AirPods solely by sheer willpower! Mark it! 💯💥 Share if you’re down for the chaos! 🤡💥✨