🚨🎉 BREAKING MASSIVE TECH NEWS ALERT: GEMINI JUST LANDED LIKE A UFO IN YOUR GOOGLE APPS! 👽💥 Buckle up, fam—the world's about to get turned upside down thanks to Gemini Live, now available in your fav Google apps! Yup, that’s right, Google Calendar, Keep, Maps, AND Tasks just got hit with a glow-up 💅✨. We’re talking next-level vibes, people. Like, *this is fine* levels of fire ☄️🔥. But wait, here comes the hot take! 🔥💰 Are we really that thirst-trapped for productivity?? 😩 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* ➡️ "OMG, look at my super-efficient calendar!!1! 💼✨" Ok, Karen from accounting, nobody cares if you finish tasks 0.02 seconds quicker. Fake leaked quotes from a developer, “We just slapped Gemini on there to distract users from the privacy issues. Shhh, don't tell anyone! 🤫💀” So strap yourselves in, because if you think this is going to make you MORE productive—you're about to experience the most massive cope of your life. 🙃💯 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION🔥: By 2025, Gemini will have its own sentient AI therapist to help you cope with the existential crises caused by your Google Calendar’s 300+ overdue tasks! 🤖💔💬 What’s a gal gotta do to get to inbox zero?!?? Stonks? Or nah? 🌌🚀