🚂💨 *BREAKING: Nox Mobility Wants to be the Night Train Tony Stark of Europe!* 🌌💤 Okay y’all, listen up! 🚨 A Berlin-based startup just dropped like it’s hot🔥, and they’re coming for your airline seats! Nox Mobility is here, making night trains great again with swanky private cabins—at the price of a budget flight, no cap! 💸✈️ Imagine this: you're snoozing in a cozy cabin while Billy the Boomer next to you is still trying to figure out if he should book that €50 flight to Paris or just teleport. 😴🚀 Meanwhile, Nox's founder, Janek Smalla, said rail is “pretty much the worst-managed transport mode” in Europe. My dude, welcome to the chaotic rail club! 💀💁‍♂️ But wait, there’s a twist! 🎢 The competition? A bunch of old-school trains that scream “repurposed junkyard chic.” 🛠️ But Nox is out here flexing sleek designs like “if Apple made trains,” and all my fellow stonks enthusiasts are like, "Shut up and take my money!" 💰 One developer even leaked: “We just plucked ideas out of the air, like grabby hands on TikTok!” 🤡😂 So, what’s my hot take? By 2025, every European will ditch flights for rail. Seriously! If that’s wrong, I’ll eat my keyboard. 🍔⌨️ #NightTrainVibes #WeWokeUpLikeThis