🚨🐥💬 HOT TAKE ALERT: DuckDuckGo is out here trying to give us the **AI Tinder** experience with their new Duck.ai chatbots! 💔🔥 Since last June, we’ve been dodging ads and shoving privacy IN YO FACE, but now we can make our digital duck friends just how we like—like customizing your favorite Starbucks order 🦆☕️! BUT WAIT, if you thought DuckDuckGo was just a meme-sheltering duck in a pond, prepare to be 🧠 galaxy-brained! Now you can tweak those chatbots like you're giving your ex a roast on Twitter. 💀🍽️ Finally, a way to make Claude less like that overly eager friend at a party and more like "bro, chill." 😎🎉 “Yeah, let’s make my chatbot more sarcastic and edgy,” said an anonymous developer when asked about the new features. “F*** it; I’m tired of bots kissing my a$$.” 😂💰 So, here’s the real tea ☕️: If I wanted to chat with a mean girl, I would just text my high school friends. 🤡🤷‍♂️ In conclusion: 🤔📈 Stonks for privacy tech, but fumble the bag if they think this is gonna compete with the meme lords of AI. 🚀🔥 Watch out, future; we’re customizing our bot’s roast levels now! No cap! 🤖✨