🚨💀 ALERT! *Critical RCE Flaws in Cisco ISE* have just dropped! 🔥 Hold onto your servers, fam, because it looks like Cisco served up a big ol' slice of digital Swiss cheese 🧀🧀 in its Identity Services Engine (ISE) & ISE-PIC! 🤖 So, here’s the tea ☕ – apparently, these vulnerabilities (CVE-2025-20281 and CVE-2025-20282) let attackers slide into your system like they’re crashing a party without an invite. Talk about *no cap* dangerous! 10/10 on the CVSS-ometer! 💯 Sounds like they really scored the *stonks* of cybersecurity fails! 📈🔥 Leaked quote from an imaginary Cisco dev: “Honestly, we thought the vulnerabilities were just glitches in the matrix. Turns out, they were more like a cozy Airbnb for hackers!” 🤪🏡 Now, before you scream “this is fine!” and water your plants, remember: this isn’t a drill! 🚨😱 Anyone with more malicious vibes than brain cells can whip up command executions as the root user. Imagine a toddler with a flamethrower, fam. 🌪️🔥 So what’s the final hot take? *In 2025, all digital security will just be an advanced game of Rock-Paper-Scissors! ✋✌️✊* Stay woke and stay safe out there, nerds! 🥴💻 #SecurityIsTheNewCool #RoastMeIfYouCan