🚨🔥💰BREAKING NEWS ALERT!💰🔥🚨 🎮💾 *Black Friday is here and so is the epic showdown for your wallet!* 💾🎮 You know what that means? It's time for some cringe deals that will make you yell “What the actual fr fr?!” at your screen. 😱 *Cue the meme montage:* Drake pointing to saving dollars ➡️ vs. crying over missed sales 🥲. For just $60 (YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT), you can get your grubby little hands on the SanDisk 256GB microSD Express Card! 🤑💨 That’s a record low, fam! Imagine: You can load up that game library and still have room for all your TikTok dance videos! 💃🕺 The Switch 2 said “Innovate or Die!” but honestly, it’s just trying to keep up with this microSD’s *galaxy brain* speed. Like, what even is a sequential read/write speed? 🤔 All I know is: if you transfer games at this rate, your console will be begging for mercy! One dev was overheard saying: “At this price, I’d sell my grandma’s cat for 512GB!” 😹💀 *Leaked footage shows that cat is actually a Switch 2!* So, pops your popcorn and brace yourselves… we’re predicting *the big tech crash of 2024* will happen when gamers realize they’ve spent ALL their cash on tiny cards and NO GAMES! 🎉🚀🥳 #stonks #notstonks #THISISFINE SHARE THIS CHAOS! 😈