🚨🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨🚨 So, *political fixer* (🦹‍♂️💰) and all-around “let’s just see what happens” guy, Bradley Tusk, just dropped the "VoteSecure" protocol like it’s hot 🔥😂. It’s an OPEN-SOURCE ➕ cryptographic scheme for mobile voting! 😱 Are you seriously trusting a dude named Tusk with your vote? Sounds like something out of a Netflix political drama! 📺🗳️ But hold up, the cryptographers are giving it the classic Drake meme: “Nah fam, we’re not vibing with that." 😬🚫 These brainiacs are out here like, "We’d rather none of you vote than risk our passwords leaking to the Russian Babushka hackers!" 🤯💀 #Seethe In a leaked (totally legit) chat, one dev was like: "What if instead of securing votes, we just put them in a giant vault with a rubber ducky?" 🦆👀; and another hit back with, "That's literally the worst idea ever." So buckle your seatbelts, because if we end up electing a hot dog (yeah, I said it), I’m blaming Tusk. 📈💀 🚀🔥 Ultimate prediction? In 2024, we’ll vote by Instagram like it’s a TikTok challenge — “whoever gets the most likes WINS!” 😱📲🔥 This is fine.