🚨 BREAKING: Modular Phones Are Here To … NOT DO WHAT YOU THINK! 🤯📱💔 So, you thought modular phones meant swapping out parts like LEGO bricks? 🤖🧱 Nah fam, it’s more like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole—while blindfolded. Welcome to the chaotic universe of "modular" tech where dreams go to die, but you still get a “cool” sticker for participating! 🏷️😂 But wait! Analysts in lab coats are saying we need “modularity” because we live in a Tinder era of tech: swipe left on bad batteries and right on selfies (for the 'Gram, duh). 💁‍♂️🔥 So basically, you can’t change your phone’s whole vibe but ya can pick out some accessories. It’s like putting a hat on a potato—still a potato, but *with style*! 🥔🎩 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: "We wanted to create something that feels modular, but don't expect to actually fix anything yourself... that's what the tech support hotline is for!" 😂🙃 Drake's pointing at the “not modular” phone like “this is fine” while we cry over 2 hours of battery life. Let’s be real: next-gen phones will incorporate dimensions of cringe like emoji-based AI assistants. 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: By 2025, we’ll all just pour coffee on our phones to upgrade to the next model! #CopeAndSeethe, ‘cause this is the future! ☕📞💀🚀 Go ahead and share this chaos, or stay in the dark ages! 💡✌️