🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Meta's AI wizard, Yann LeCun, just ghosted harder than my last relationship! 💔💨 After 12 YEEEAARS of being the brain behind the curtain at Meta, he’s saying, “Peace out, Mark!” and hitting the ground running on some top-secret AI startup ✨🔮. That’s right, folks! This man just leveled up to become the Thanos of tech startups, but instead of the Infinity Stones, he’s collecting algorithms and big brain power! 💥🤖 I can practically hear him saying, “I didn’t leave Meta, Meta left me!” 😂💀. His plan? To become the Elon of AI—someone’s gotta take the throne now that AI is more popular than avocado toast on Instagram! 🔥🥑📈 #Stonks Can you imagine the boardroom where this was announced? “Alright, team, let’s make the next big thing!” Meanwhile, the Meta employees are all cringe-watching “This Is Fine” while holding their coffee mugs like they’re about to spill the tea ☕️😂. 🔥🔥DEVELOPERS, GET READY!🔥🔥 If Yann succeeds, we’re all one step closer to AI that can actually do math without needing a calculator! Here’s calling it now: his new startup will either be lit or an absolute dumpster fire. No cap. 🚀 Prepare to either seethe or just vibe, fam. 🌌 WATCH OUT WORLD—Yann is coming for your algorithms and he’s taking NO PRISONERS! Who’s ready for a new AI overlord? #MetaWho?