🚨🥳 BREAKING NEWS: Twitter.com has officially entered the retirement home! 🏡💀 Yup, the blue bird just got a one-way ticket to the endangered meme species list, and now it’s all about Elon’s shiny new toy—X! 🚀💸 👀 So, listen up, you digital no-lifes! If you don’t update your account faster than a toddler on a sugar rush, you might find yourself locked out like someone trying to sneak into an exclusive nightclub with a two-year-old meme. 😂🕺 Imagine this convo in the Twitter HQ: **Dev 1:** “Bro, we’re just gonna make ‘X’ and pretend the OG Twitter never happened?” **Dev 2:** “Yeah, we’re basically just giving the bird the final ‘tweet’ – like a funeral for cringe!” 🤡🔥 With this change, they’re clearly hoping for a major glow-up like Drake going from Degrassi to "God’s Plan," but let’s be real, the only thing glowing right now is the cringe factor. This is fine. 🥴💔 Here’s my hot take: Brace yourselves for a TikTok-style feed where you’ll be drowning in “influencer” rants disguised as profound wisdom. Next thing you know, we’ll be all swiping right to “match” with tweets. This is the future, fam. Just cope and seethe if you can’t handle the chaos! 🤖💥 #XIsTheNewBird!