🚨 SONY JUST DROPPED THE LOWDOWN ON Q2, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENIN’! 🚨 So check it: Sony just flexed their numbers, showing off a 4.6% revenue glow-up to a whopping $20.3 BILLION! 💰🔥 That's like buying a PS5 for every human being in America…and then some! Plus, they pulled a 6.7% profit increase like they’re the main character in a financial anime. (cue the epic music) 🎮💸 But WAIT, there's more! Sony said they sold 3.9 million PS5 units. 🛒💥 That's 3.9 million dreamers who said, "I can't afford rent, but I NEED that DualSense!" But my guy Kosaku Narioka also whispered that those pesky US tariffs are gonna hit their pockets like a bad meme. 😩💔 They’re looking at a ¥50 billion dent in the operating profit, just to keep Uncle Sam happy. 🤷‍♂️ In a world where Xbox is sitting there like "We’re already out of the race," Sony is raising their annual operating profit forecast by 7.5%. STONKS! 📈💯 🚀 So here’s my hot take: LET’S GO, SONY! They’re about to drop a limited edition console shaped like a brunch avocado toast next. 🌈🥑 Mark my words… it's a vibe! #PS5forever #MemeEconomics