🚨💥 BREAKING: React Native CLI basically said "Free WiFi? Take my whole computer!" 🌐💀 That's right, fam! The @react-native-community/cli just dropped a critical **security flop** that has millions of devs screaming into the void! 😱💔 Imagine coding in React Native and then BOOM! Your laptop transforms into a *hotspot* for remote attackers like they’re leeching off your neighbor's WiFi while playing Call of Duty! 🎮🔥 🔍 So what happened? Well, according to our *totally-verified* leak, the CLI had a gaping security hole big enough to fit all the stonks memes you've ever posted. And get this: it lets hackers run arbitrary OS commands, which is basically like giving a toddler the keys to a sports car. 🤡🚗💨 "No cap, fam," one dev allegedly said, “it’s like handing the mic to the karaoke guy when you can’t sing.” 🎤❌ But don’t worry—it’s patched now, so you can continue to ignore your dev friends complaining about their packages crashing over Friday night pizza! 🍕 #ThisIsFine 🚀🔥 **Hot take**: In 2024, we'll all be coding in telepathic C++, and your React Native projects will simply blink away like bad dreams. Can't wait! 😈✨ #FutureIsNow