🚨 BREAKING: Salesforce JUST had a hacker party! 🎉💻💥 So apparently, some cyber gremlins decided to pop into Gainsight’s data vault, and guess what? They brought along ALL of Salesforce’s VIP customers’ info! 🤡💀 Like, come on fam, this is the digital equivalent of "hold my beer" while I leave the front door wide open! 🔓🍻 The Salesforce squad is currently like “this is fine” 🐶🔥 as they scramble to figure out how the heck this happened! Meanwhile, Gainsight is like, “Oopsie daisy!” 🤦‍♂️💩. “We thought our data was on lock, no cap,” said some imaginary Gainsight dev who just realized their whole life is one giant cringe-fest. But wait, Salesforce is reportedly investigating like Sherlock Holmes on a caffeine rush. 🔍☕ It’s about to get lit with memes about Corporate America’s security being tougher to crack than a nut going through an air fryer! 😂💥 Prediction time: By 2025, Salesforce will be offering "hacker insurance" as a standard plan. Just call it the “Stonks of Data Security!” 💰📈 But fr fr, if a hack can take down Salesforce, who’s next? *looks at the entire tech industry* We might as well just hand the keys to the kingdom to Captain Hackerman! 🤖👀 🔥 Share this mess before the servers are down! 🔥