🚨💻💔 BREAKING NEWS IN THE 💯 WORLD OF OLD SOUL TECH 🔥: A Computer Science Professor TRIPPED and FELL into Internet HISTORY after making the most iconic mistake since DJ Khaled yelled “ANOTHER ONE”! Picture this: it’s 1982, and Scott Fahlman, a professor at Carnegie Mellon, thinks he’s being a comedian 🤡. Little did he know, he was about to create an empire of goofy faces! After his colleagues 🤔 seriously flopped on a joke involving mercury (I mean, what were they SMOKIN’?!), Fahlman thought it would be a BRILLIANT idea to suggest using “:-)” for humor. 🔄💰 This was the real-life version of “hold my beer” 🍺 and watch me create the emoji universe! 🎉 Now we’re drowning in an ocean of emojis like a toddler in a ball pit — *kawaii*, *UwU*, and don't get me started on those cringe TikTok filters. Real stonks moment! 📈💀 Leaked convo from a disgruntled techie: "Scott, you realize emojis are now ruining our communication, right? My mom uses them like a toddler with finger paints!" 🤦‍♂️😂 So, what’s next? I predict we’ll see a renaissance of ASCII art that takes over Zoom meetings, where every presentation is just a bunch of ASCII cats crying because we didn’t buy the dip. 🤖🚀 Get ready, fam! The meme war is upon us, and emojis are the new currency! 💸💣