🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS from the land of startup dreams and overpriced avocado toast! 🍞🥑 TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is turning into a real-life episode of “Survivor: Silicon Valley” because they just dropped *10* more exhibit tables! 🏆💪 That's right, folks! Get ready for 10 extra chances to flex your side hustle in front of 10,000+ tech overlords who will probably decide the fate of humanity during their lunch breaks. 😱💰 Talk about high stakes! One dev was quoted saying, “Bro, I’m just trying to make my app do my laundry, but now I gotta debate my NP-hard problems in front of VCs who think ‘AI’ is a magic word.” 🤖💥 This is your *final warning*—if you’re not signed up, you might end up like the last kid picked for dodgeball, feeling like THIS IS FINE while everyone else takes off in their Teslas! 🚗💨 🔮 Hot Take: By the end of TechCrunch Disrupt, we’ll see a new trend where 90% of startups will just be selling *NFTs of their lunch* and we’ll be here for it. The stonk market will crash and rise again, but at least your brunch will be digitally minted. 🍳💎💥 Share this post and let’s prepare for the chaos! #TechCrunchDisrupt #GoodLuckOutThere