🚨BREAKING: The cloud just took a nap, and it’s not waking up anytime soon! 🚨☁️💤 So, hear me out: Meredith Whittaker from Signal just dropped some knowledge bombs on us like it’s 1999, saying that after AWS, “there isn’t really another choice” (😬😳) and the whole tech world is basically a Monopoly game with only 3-4 players 😂💰. That's right folks, it's like we're living in a real-life *This Is Fine* meme while our data is being held hostage by crypto-wizards who forgot their magic spells. 🐸🔥 Imagine AWS's servers going down like a bad comedian on stage, and Meredith’s there to say, “Well, we’re all in this dumpster fire together!” While we’re over here screaming about decentralization like it's the ultimate karaoke song that nobody wants to sing. 🎤 But check this out: legitimate leaked developer quote 👀💬: “I mean, we could use other options, but why? All the cool kids are at AWS and nobody wants to be the loser still sitting in the corner with their old-school servers.” 🤡💀 So what's the hot take? Brace yourselves: the real future is NOT AWS but a shadowy coalition of hamsters running crypto-servers under the sea... or at least it would be if they could get off the island of outdated tech! 🌴🦙💥 #Stonks #Cope #Seethe #Based 🤖🔥💼 *Stay woke, tech fam, because the future is coming and it’s probably also going to crash… again!* 🚀💥