🚪🔥 BIG BRAIN LEAK! Yale just dropped a smart lock hotter than your ex’s DMs! Say WHAT?! The new Matter-powered lock is here to unlock your doors AND your wildest dreams — like a genie but instead of wishes, it’s just some tech bro vibing with your Google Nest Doorbell 👀✨ 🔑💔 Welcome to the future where you can now unlock your door with the power of your smartphone, because who needs privacy when you can just let EVERYONE in? This lock syncs with your Nest Doorbell like they’re besties at a TikTok party. Imagine: just chillin’ on your couch when suddenly your doorbell rings, and it's just the pizza guy 🤡🍕 "I wanna protect my home, not stress over my video doorbell watching me in my pajamas!" said a totally real, probably-Google-wouldn't-hire-him developer. Let’s be real, though. You think this lock will stop the stonks of nosy neighbors? Nah fam. 🚀💰This is fine, they’ll still just walk in and take your snacks. Tbh? This tech is lit 🔥 but if you catch your doorbell live streaming to TikTok, just remember YOU DID THIS. 🏡😂 Unhinged prediction: In 2030, we’ll have AI locks that can deny entry based on your mood rings. You got sad vibes? Sorry, fam! No entry! 💀🤖