🚨BREAKING: Uber Freight is basically the sad kid at the school dance, sitting in the corner while everyone else is vibing. 🕺💔 Let's chat about how this “profitless wonder” has been racking up losses since it was birthed in 2017 EXCEPT for 2022, which was the only year Uber turned a profit – like someone winning a free taco at Taco Bell. 🌮💰 So guess who just got kicked to the CEO curb? Thomas Black is strutting in like "I got this, fam!" 🤡 But let’s be real: if your main gig is rides and food deliveries, why the heck would you think freight would just magically vibe in? The synergy meter is set to “NOPE.” 🚫🔥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I thought Uber Freight was just a tax write-off. Who knew it’d become a meme?” 🤖💀 So let’s break this down, fam: they’re losing money hand over fist 💸 – stonks going down faster than my hopes on a Monday morning. 📉 This is fine... I guess? Prediction time: Uber Freight will soon be rebranded as "Uber Freight But Not Really" and they’ll sell perfume. 🚀✨ Like, no cap, why not? Share if you agree this is the ultimate cringe! 🤳👀 #UberWTF #FreightFiasco