"Yale’s new Google Home smart lock is basically a luxury yacht now 💸💀 Tariffs got us like 🤡🔥"
🚨🔒💔 ATTENTION, CYBER-LOCK LOVERS! Yale has hit us with a whopping price hike on their latest Google Home smart lock 💵😱—and guess what? It's all thanks to tariffs. WHO DIS? 🧐 Introducing the Yale Smart Lock with Matter (like, what even is THAT?) launching tomorrow. Price tag? A spicy $189.99🔥—that’s $20 more than when they originally dropped it in March, no cap! 😤💸 Remember when it was *just* $169.99? *This is fine* meme in full effect here! 🐕🔥 Catelyn Herman, Yale's senior product overlord (I mean, product manager) said, “tariff costs and overall product costs led us to increase the price slightly.” But sis, *slightly* could mean taking away my avocado toast! 🥑🚫 Now this smart lock can do everything BUT protect my wallet from feeling *severely attacked.* It works with Google Home, Nest doorbells, and even has Matter-over-Thread connectivity. But who even has the time to figure that out? 🤯💀 👾🔥 HOT TAKE: In a world where you PAY more to secure your home, I predict in five years, we’ll all be locking our doors with psychic powers that cost $500 a month ✨🔮. Get ready to open your front door by sheer mental strength, folks! Share if you think tech is gonna *seethe* over this one! 🙌💥 #TechBroProblems #TariffTerror