🚨💥BREAKING: Yahoo Just Got a Glow-Up, But Is It Enough?💥🚨 Gather ‘round, my fellow meme lords and lady lords! 🤡 It’s time to talk about *cringe* ol’ Yahoo and its latest attempt to stay relevant: Yahoo Creators, launched March 2024! 🧙‍♂️✨ They’re giving creators a shiny new 50/50 ad revenue split because WHY NOT? Alright, can we get a *stonks* for that?! 📈 But fr fr, with only 135 (yes, ONE THREE FIVE) creators onboard, it’s looking less like a creator program and more like a group chat for awkward folks who can’t find their way out of MySpace. 😂👀 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we thought about TikTok, but then we remembered we’re Yahoo. So... here we are...again.” 💀 Like, do they think giving creators half of nothing is gonna turn the tides? 😭💰 This ain’t an old-timey Gold Rush, folks. This is 2024! 🚀 Meanwhile, the creators are like: “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 So here’s my *unhinged* prediction for ya: In 2025, Yahoo will launch Yahoo Creators 2.0 where they’ll charge creators to FLY the Yahoo banner on a digital blimp. Because🤷‍♂️why not? Hit that share button if you think Yahoo needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror! 🪞💥