🚨💰🔥🦄 Y’all, buckle up because Garry Tan just hopped aboard the wild ride that is the Y Combinator gravy train! 🚀📈 Kulveer Taggar (who sounds like a Marvel villain, fr fr) just dropped a $34 million fund like it’s hot, and guess what? It's ALL ABOUT YC startups. 💸💵 Listen, if you’ve got a dream and a wild idea for an app that tells you when your cat is plotting world domination, this is your moment! 😼👑 Just know that according to TAGGAR (who I’m convinced has a crystal ball 🔮), 6% of those little unicorns will morph into majestic decacorns - the BIG GUYS with *huge* bank accounts. Stonks, am I right? 📈💸 “Honestly though, if I don’t invest in YC, I might have to live off ramen while coding in my mom’s basement again," was a *leaked* comment from a very real developer. 🤯🍜 But here’s the kicker: what's NEXT? I don't know, maybe Taggar will fuse these startups together into a mega-entity that makes all TikTok dances into automated reality. Imagine a world where every time you swipe, a new investment appears in your Venmo! 💃💀💸 Call it investment-ception! So get ready to shill your ideas and brace yourself, because in 2025, we might just see the rise of the decacorn BORG. 🛸🦾 #ThisIsFine