🚨🚀 *BREAKING: DRONE STARTUP GETS STACKED* 💰💰 Y’all ever heard of Xtend Reality Inc? Nah? Ain’t nobody surprised, fam! They just pulled a *stonks* move and snatched up $30 million more in funding like it’s candy on Halloween! 🎃💸 *Aliya Capital Partners and Protego Ventures* said, “Here’s some cash, now go make the skies less boring! 👀✈️” These tech wizards are cooking up drones for the defense sector 🤖💥. You know, like the ones that keep an eye on your pen-clicking coworker while you’re just trying to vibe in your cubicle 🥱💁‍♂️. But honestly, who needs drones when I can just ignore my responsibilities like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ One of the “leaked” developer quotes says: “If we can make a drone that delivers pizza while scouting for enemy agencies, that’d be the ultimate flex.” 🍕💪 Honestly, if they can pull off delivering a hot slice to my door while avoiding my landlord, this could be DARPA + UberEATS level galaxy brain stuff. 💡🔥 Mark my words: in five years, we’ll all be dodging drones delivering our takeout while we #ghost our responsibilities! The future is cringe but we’re all gonna cope! 🤡💀 *Stay tuned for your future sky overlord! This is fine.* 😭💯